I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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