so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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