he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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