There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think people are normalizing furries
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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