Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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