It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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