That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
tell me about the eggs
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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