Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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