I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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