Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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