I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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