She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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