i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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