We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Text me some of your sweat
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