Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fuck me I smell like cheese
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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