Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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