I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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