Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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