why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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