i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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