you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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