Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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