But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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