is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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