Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish i was in the wii world.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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