I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
