I wish i was in the wii world.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
