Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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