I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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