My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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