You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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