So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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