Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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