what if I'm pregnant?
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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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