Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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