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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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