Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This toilet bowl is my home.
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