Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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