hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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