I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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