I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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