the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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