You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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