Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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