Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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