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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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