But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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