I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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