he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
My feet surprised me
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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