nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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