It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You may now shotgun with the bride
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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