I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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