We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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