Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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