Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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